Here is what my day looked like.
School: “Hey Shawn, want to go to a small country school to do something?”
Me: “Not really.”
School: “Good, we’ll go at 4:00”
Me: “What will I do?”
School: “It’ll be simple.”
*After We Finished The Things*
School: “Want to get in a car wreck on the way home?”
School: “Good, car wreck it is.”
*Blamo!!! Car wreck, because traffic laws are for dummies!!!*
Yes, I’m ok.
No, no hospital trip needed.
Yes, I’m glad my day is done.